Eggnog The Dog Marley Tank

Eggnog is Santa's very own dog and when he's not picking up the crumbs that fall from Santa's beard, he is busy rounding up the reindeer and performing quality control on their poo. This is not the usual grossness that one might expect based on your experiences with your own hounds. Santas reindeer only poo chocolate coated sultanas, almonds and peanuts. One of Santa's side hustles that earns him a bit of extra cash at this time of year is the sale and distribution of this reindeer poo in supermarkets around the world. Now before you start flaming Santa about him allowing Eggnog to consume both chocolate and sultanas (both of which are toxic to dogs), it needs to be known that Eggnog is a unique breed of dog - a VSD (Very Special Dog) which can only be found in the North Pole. Thus he is immune to any ill effects that might otherwise be experienced. In any case, we thank Eggnog for taking time out of his very busy schedule to pose for our shirt and we wish them a very cheerful and successful festive season!

Eggnog The Dog Marley Sleeveless Tank

Features:

• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  
• Light weight
• Sleeveless with raw armhole edges
• 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
• Preshrunk
• Single print on the front

Care Instructions:

• Machine cold wash with like colours
• Do not bleach
• Line dry in shade
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron print
• Do not dry clean

About this tee:

This design is printed on a premium quality garment produced under safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. We hand select and print each garment just for you. Our garments are not wrapped in plastic packaging, nor do we add unnecessary swing tags. We ship around the world using compostable mailers or cardboard from our design studio in south east Queensland, Australia.