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  • Eggnog The Dog Essential Unisex Tee


    Eggnog is Santa's very own dog and when he's not picking up the crumbs that fall from Santa's beard, he is busy rounding up the reindeer and performing quality control on their poo. This is not the usual grossness that one might expect based on your experiences with your own hounds. Santas reindeer only poo chocolate coated sultanas, almonds and peanuts. One of Santa's side hustles that earns him a bit of extra cash at this time of year is the sale and distribution of this reindeer poo in supermarkets around the world. Now before you start flaming Santa about him allowing Eggnog to consume both chocolate and sultanas (both of which are toxic to dogs), it needs to be known that Eggnog is a unique breed of dog - a VSD (Very Special Dog) which can only be found in the North Pole. Thus he is immune to any ill effects that might otherwise be experienced. In any case, we thank Eggnog for taking time out of his very busy schedule to pose for our shirt and we wish them a very cheerful and successful festive season!

    Eggnog The Dog Essential Tee


    • Regular fit, crew neck
    • Mid weight
    • 100% combed cotton (gorgeous soft feel!)
    • Preshrunk
    • Single print on the front of the tee
    • Unisex style
    • Longer in the body and sleeve than our Ava tee

    Care Instructions:

    • Machine cold wash with like colours
    • Do not bleach
    • Line dry in shade
    • Do not tumble dry
    • Do not iron print
    • Do not dry clean

    About this tee:

    This design is printed on a premium quality tee that has been produced under safe, fair, legal and humane working conditions. We hand select and print each tee just for you. Our garments are not wrapped in plastic packaging, nor do we add unnecessary swing tags. We ship around the world using compostable mailers or cardboard from our design studio in south east Queensland, Australia.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 90 reviews
    Nancy Stevens

    The Perfect Shirt! Fast Delivery! Very Good Quality!!! Great Company to do business with!
    Now I can let Everyone know that My Bird Thinks I’m cool!!!🦜🦜🦜

    Grahame Dowling
    Great t shirt

    Love it. Gives my friends much laughter when I wear it lol

    Joanne Ambrose
    Love the Tee

    The tee is a good fit and my husband got one for Christmas and I ended up ordering another one because he loved it so much.


    Arrived in super quick time and is exactly as pictured. Love the design and colour so much and the super soft fabric is so comfortable. Destined to become a favourite colour for sure! 💓

    Anne Houghton
    Happy husband!

    My husband is very happy with his new magpie shirt. Size needed adjustment. He is usually a 2XL but needed the 3XL. Now happy with the fit!!!